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"I love being a slut." |
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"Got milk?" |
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"Bordeaux 1659...not a good year." |
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"My life is just so difficult." |
"I always entertain in the bath; it's
so French of me!"
~ Lady Windsor |
"I'm glad that
they forced me to bathe because I have the stench of a large,
malodorous, rotting weed."
~Elizabeth |
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"I'm so egotistical, I drink my *own*
bath water. Ahh!" |
"This movie does suck, doesn't it? Ah
well, I love being a slut! Ha!"
~Mary |
"Like the biceps? Robespierre hired
me a personal trainer!"
~ Lady Windsor |
"I love being me!"
~ Anon |
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel
pretty and witty and bright, and I pitty, those aristos who I
kill tonight!"
~ Lady Windsor |
"Apres nous, le deluge."
~ Cass |
"Why are you watching me? Do you think
this is a free show? <coyly> Well, all right then...."
~ Chaumichele |
"Damn! It's not?!? And here I thought
it was Xena: Warrior Princess the TV-movie! I have been decieved
by A&E! Aaaaaagh!!"
~ The Swede |
"Umm...wine...or red koolaid? You decide."
~ Suzanne |
"I hope the stupid
revolutionnaries are killed in their bath tubs. Ahem, AHEM Mademoiselle
Corday."
~Mademoiselle Moi |
"So where's my flake?"
~ Dee Jay |
"I hope you've remembered your rubber
duck..."
~ Dee Jay |
"Mass murder! Intrigue!
Double-agents! CALGON, TAKE ME AWAY!"
~ Ginger Beer |
"People think I'm a slut. but I'm just
*French*!"
~ let them eat cake |
"Honest officer, I've been in this bubble
bath all afternoon. So you see, I couldn't have killed my husband."
~ The Pewee |
"Oh the English, and their stupid sense
of FOREPLAY!"
~ Aurora Daae |
::singing:: "If I only had a brain.....
la la la!"
~ Mlle. Camille |
"WHAT!!! I WAS FOOLED BY THAT SCARLET
PIMPERNEL!!! You HAD to tell me while I was taking a BATH!"
~ Lizzie Blakeney |
"I wish I didn't have to take a bath. That
way, if I don't like someone, I just get close to them and the
over-powering stench makes them back away."
~ Lizzie Blakeney |
"This vintage is not a good wine...nor
a good day...and I need a holiday!"
~ Anonymous in Aussie |
"Sink me....literally!"
~ Lady Kathleen |
*sigh* "Percy, my dear--the more I drink,
the better you look......"
~ Miz Tiggle |
"FIVE PENCE A LOOK!!!! FIVE PENCE A LOOK!!!! Hey, I'm saving for a new guillotine."
~ Loni
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